30 Days of Night (2007):
Doug Hertz: They don’t fall down when they’re shot.
Beau Brower: Hell, neither do I.
30 Days of Night (2007)
(Stranger): “That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.”
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
(Dr. Anton Phibes): “Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”
Alien (1979)
(trailer): “In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream.”
Aliens (1986)
(Ripley): “Get away from her, you bitch.”
American Werewolf in London (1981)
(David Kessler): I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
Angel Heart (1987)
(Harry Angel): "I know who I am!"
Army of Darkness (1992)
(Ash): “Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”
Army of Darkness (1992)
(Ash): “Good Ash, bad Ash. I’m the guy with the Gun.”
Batman (1989)
(Joker): “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
Batman (1989)
(Joker) “Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
Batman (1989)
(Joker): “This town needs an enema.”
Batman Returns (1992)
(Penguin): "They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!"
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
(Leslie Vernon): “Paradise lost? Found it!”
The Black Cat (1934)
(Bela Lugosi): “Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”
The Black Cat (1934)
(Hjalmar): "The phone is dead. Do you hear that, Vitus? Even the phone is dead."
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
(Heather Donahue): "I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them! We're gonna die out here!"
The Body Snatcher (1945)
(Donald Fettes): “We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him.”
Botched (2007)
(Boris): “I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.”
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
(Dracula): "I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula."
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
(monster): "We belong dead."
Cabin in the Woods (2012)
(Marty): “I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf, and you know, ended the world.”
Candyman (1992)
(Billy): "Candyman... Candyman... Candyman..."
Carrie (1976)
(Margaret White): “They’re all gonna laugh at you.”
Carrie (1976):
Margaret White: These are godless times, Mrs. Snell.
Mrs. Snell: I’ll drink to that.
Childs Play (1988)
(Chucky): “Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”
Child’s Play 3 (1991)
(Chucky): “Don’t fuck with the Chuck.”
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
(Roger): “One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
(Peter): “When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”
Day of the Dead (1985)
(Rhodes): “You want me to salute that walking pile of puss?”
Dead Alive (1992)
(Lionel): “That’s my mother you’re pissing on.”
Dead Alive (1992)
"The party's over!"
Death Proof (2007)
(Stuntman Mike): “Hey Pam! Remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat.”
Death Proof (2007)
(Stuntman Mike): “Well, since you’ll be leaving in the next couple of days, that rain check will be worthless. But that’s okay. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. You’re still a nice girl, and I still like you. But I must warn you of something – you know how people say ‘You’re okay in my book’ or ‘In my book, that’s no good?’ Well, I actually have a book. And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And, now I’ve met you, and you’re going in the book! Except, I’m afraid I must file you… under… chicken shit.”
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
(John Milton): "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
(Otis B. Driftwood): “Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
Dracula (1931)
(Count Dracula): "I am... Dracula."
Dracula (1931)
(Count Dracula): "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
Evil Dead II (1987)
(Ash): “Groovy!”
Evil Dead II (1987)
(Ash): “We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?”
The Exorcist (1973)
(Father Damien Karras): "The power of Christ compels you!"
The Exorcist (1973)
(Demon):” What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
Feast (2005)
(Hero): “I’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass.”
Feast (2005)
(Coach): “Whoa. Monster cock.”
Fido (2006)
(Bill Robinson): “I’d say I’m a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.”
Fido (2006)
(Mr. Bottoms): “Is that blood on your zombie?”
Fido (2006)
(Helen Robinson): “Why aren’t you eating me?”
Flash Gordon (1980)
(Ming the Merciless): I like to play with things a while before annihilation."
The Fly (1958)
(Andre Delambre): "Help me! Help me!"
The Fly (1986)
(Ronnie) "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
The Fog (1980)
(Stevie Wayne): “Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice: look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”
Frankenstein (1931)
(Henry Frankenstein):"It's alive! It's alive!"
Freaks (1932)
(Mob): "One of us! One of us!"
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
(Freddy Krueger): “I should warn you, princess – the first time tends to get a little messy.”
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
(Freddy Krueger): “Every town has an Elm Street.”
Friday the 13th (1980)
(Mrs. Voorhees): “Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.”
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
(Elizabeth): “I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996):
Seth: So, what’s the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He’s my son.
Seth: Yeah, how’s that happen? You don’t look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
(Chet Pussy): “All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!”
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
(Seth): “No, thanks. I’ve already had a wife.”
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
(Seth): “Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!”
Ghostbusters (1984)
(Dr. Peter Venkman): “We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”
Ghostbusters (1984)
(Dr. Peter Venkman): “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
Ghostbusters (1984)
Dana Barrett: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
Ghostbusters (1984)
(Dr. Peter Venkman): “This chick is toast”
Ginger Snaps (2000)
(Ginger): “I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces.”
Gremlins (1984)
(Chinese Boy): “First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.”
Gremlins (1984)
(Murry Futterman): “Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should’ve got a Zenith.”
Gremlins (1984):
Deputy Brent: Let me drive.
Sheriff Frank: No, you’re drunk.
Deputy Brent: You always get to drive.
Sheriff Frank: That’s cause I’m the sheriff, asshole.
Hatchet (2006)
(Misty): “Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.”
Hatchet II (2010):
Avery: You like this better than Jesus?
Layton: That’s just, that’s not appropriate.
Avery: You like this better than baby Jesus?
Layton: Uh, bout a equal amount.
Halloween (1978)
(Sheriff Leigh Brackett): “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
The Haunting (1963)
(Mrs. Sanderson): “The dead are not quiet in Hill House.”
Hellraiser (1987)
(Pinhead): “No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
(Captain Spaulding): “If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.”
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
(Barry Cox): “Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That’s balanced.”
Insidious (2011)
(Elise): “It’s not the house that’s haunted, it’s your son.”
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
(Lestat): “Drink from me. And live forever.”
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
(Dr. Bennell): "They're here already! You're next! You're next!"
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007):
Jack Brooks: So he… he ate your hand? How did you dig the hole?
Howard: Well goddammit, it wasn’t easy!
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)
(Jack Brooks): “I don’t even fucking speak Chinese!!”
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
(Trish): “You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”
King Kong (1933)
(Carl Denham): "It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
Ann Barrett: "What did he do to make this house so evil, Mr. Fischer?"
Benjamin Fischer: "Drug addiction, alcoholism, sadism, beastiality, mutilation, murder, vampirism, necrophilia, cannibalism, not to mention a gamut of sexual goodies. Shall I go on?"
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
(Florence Tanner): This house... It knows we're here.
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
(Florence Tanner): Who the hell do you think you are, you bastard? You might have been hot stuff when you were fifteen, but now you're shit!
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
(Saruman): "Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh."
The Lost Boys (1987)
(Grandpa): “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”
Misery (1990)
(Annie Wilkes): “I’m your number one fan.”
The Mummy (1932)
(Helen): "Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
(The Killer): “Well, you just pissed me off.”
Night of the Creeps (1986):
Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here.
Sorority Sister: What’s the bad news?
Detective Cameron: They’re dead.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
(Johnny): “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
(Freddy Krueger): “I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy!”
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
(Freddy Krueger): "One, two, Freddy's coming to you..."
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
(Ambulance crew member): “We don’t need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!”
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
(Nancy): “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
(Freddy Krueger): “Welcome to prime time, bitch.”
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
(Freddy Krueger): “You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain.”
The Omen (1976)
(Nanny): “Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you.”
The Others (2001)
(Mrs. Mills): “Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.”
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
(Doris Zander): Do you know what it feels like to be strangled to death? First you feel the pressure in your throat, then you start to taste something very sour in your mouth, then it’s like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest, and then that fire grows, it feels your lungs and your throat and all the way behind your eyes. Then the last thing you feel is cold.
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
(Captain Vidal): "You’d do better to tell us everything. But to make sure it happens, I brought along a few tools."
Pet Sematary (1989)
(Jud): “Sometimes dead is better.”
Pet Sematary (1989)
(Louis Creed): “Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead.”
Planet Terror (2007)
(Dr. Dakota Block): “No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.”
Planet Terror (2007)
(Sheriff Hague): ”Don’t shoot yourself. Don’t shoot each other. And especially… don’t shoot me.”
Poltergeist (1982)
(Carol Anne): “They’re here!”
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
(Sarah Monroe): “I don’t get mad. I bake.”
The Prophecy II (1998)
(Izzy): “You’re keeping me alive because you don’t know DOS?!”
Psycho (1960)
(Norman Bates): “A boy’s best friend is his mother.”
Psycho (1960)
(Norman Bates): “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
Re-Animator (1985)
(Herbert West): “You’ll never get credit for my research. Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”
Re-Animator (1985):
West: I had to kill him!
Cain: He’s dead?
West: Not anymore.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
(Freddy): “I know you’re there Tina. Because I can smell your brains.”
The Ring (2002)
(Noah): “That was very student film.”
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
(Rosemary Woodhouse): "This is not a dream! This is really happening!"
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
(Rosemary Woodhouse): "What have you done to his eyes?"
Saw (2004)
(Jigsaw): “I wanna play a game.”
Saw (2004)
(Jigsaw): "Game Over!"
Scream (1996):
Casey: What do you want?
Phone Voice: To see what your insides look like.
Scream (1996):
Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?
Sidney Prescott: What’s the point they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it’s insulting.
Scream (1996)
(Tatum): “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
Scream (1996):
Casey: Who’s there?
Phone Voice: Never say who’s there? Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Scream (1996):
Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We’ve already played that game, remember? You lost.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
(Barbara): “It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?”
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
(Ed): “Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?”
The Shining (1980)
(Jack Torrance): “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
The Shining (1980) (Jack Torrance): “Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”
The Shining (1980) (Jack Torrance): “Heeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!”
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(Miggs): “I can smell your cunt.”
The Silence of the Lambs (1991):
Clarice Starling: If you didn’t kill him, then who did, sir?
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(Hannibal Lecter): Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(Hannibal Lecter): "A censor once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(Buffalo Bill): “It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin, Or Else It Gets The Hose Again.”
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(Hannibal Lecter): "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
The Sixth Sense (1999)
(Cole Sear): “I see dead people.”
Slither (2006)
(Jack MacReady): “If I weren’t about to shit in my pants right now, I’d be fuckin’ fascinated.”
Slither (2006):
Jack MacReady: He’s a goddamn Martian?
Bill Pardy: Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Jack MacReady: Or it’s a general term meaning ‘outer-space fucker’.
Bill Pardy: No it isn’t!
Jack MacReady: Look it up, cocksucker!
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
(Kahn): I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you."
Terminator (1984)
(Sarah Connor): “You’re terminated F**ker!”
The Thing (1982)
(MacReady): “Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”
The Thing (1982)
(Garry): “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”
The Thing (1982)
(Clark): I don’t know what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
The Thing (1982)
(Palmer): “You gotta be fucking kidding.”
The Thing from Another World (1951)
(Ned Scott)"Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the skies!"
Tremors (1990)
(Valentine McKee): “GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!”
Tremors (1990)
(Valentine McKee): “Hey – check this out! I found the ass end!”
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
(phone voice): "Have you watched the children lately?"
Young Frankenstein (1974)
(Inga): "Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?
Young Frankenstein (1974)
(Elizabeth): “Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
Young Frankenstein (1974)
(Dr. Frederick Frankenstein): “If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits...”
(The Monster): 'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ.